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Looking for a Man

March 18th, 2009

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON’T BEAT ME UP

2. WON’T RUN AWAY

3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail…all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, “Who are you and what do you want?”

“Hi,” said the man “Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you up and I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away.”

The old woman asked, “What makes you think you’re so great in bed?”

To which he replied, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

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  1. Sarah
    April 7th, 2009 at 17:23 | #1

    haha, funny!

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  2. verra
    April 7th, 2009 at 17:50 | #2

    I really like what i see,and read.

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  3. she
    May 10th, 2009 at 15:59 | #3

    wahahahahaha

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  4. !!…*bAyBeE sHaMz*…!!
    May 10th, 2009 at 22:11 | #4

    lol sooooooooooo funnie :)

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  5. lara
    May 11th, 2009 at 04:56 | #5

    this is fun, great fun!!!!, i like it

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