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Laura Lou

November 19th, 2009

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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

“What was that for?” he asked.

“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied.

“Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explained.

“Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”

Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, “What the heck was that for?”

“Your horse called,” she replied.

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  1. ty
    November 19th, 2009 at 03:43 | #1

    funny…he deserves more than an iron skillet on the head for that type of horse riding…he hee heeee

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  2. lara
    November 19th, 2009 at 04:27 | #2

    good for him, naughty!!! haa! haaaa! haaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Kittyluvr
    November 19th, 2009 at 12:17 | #3

    Not just any Iron Skillet, it had best be a Cast Iron Skillet. I wonder if his Horse called, and said she was expecting a colt? hehe.

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  4. meza
    November 20th, 2009 at 06:17 | #4

    He paid a high price for his ride on that filly……Like to know where she got that iron skillet from…….hehehehehe

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  5. lovey
    November 30th, 2009 at 14:44 | #5

    zoom-golly-golly

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