Late Night Caller

A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
The husband said, “Who was that?”
The wife said, “I don’t know; some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear’.”

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good one lol nicky
she is undoubtedly blonde hahahaha
Omg now that is really a good blonde joke lmao!!!
thats more like it, blonde indeed.
Her husband is a weather man. ha.
Ofcourse the coast was clear! I dare the caller to visit the “coast”.
Sometimes an innocent mind can save a innocent heart from a lot of
angst and pain……..the wife is always the last one to know!!!!
why does it say ‘undoubtly blonde’ you don’t have to be blond to be stupid,,,
undoubtly the woman who called must have been a blonde also! who would be dumb enough to ask that question when a woman answered the phone ???
Nice one @ boinker2.
nice joke
areal dumb! had asked the question boinker2@boinker2
This new bride has got to be dumb,
Infact both the caller and the reciever are dumb.