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Late Night Caller

October 16th, 2009
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A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

The husband said, “Who was that?”

The wife said, “I don’t know; some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear’.”

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  1. nick
    October 16th, 2009 at 10:51 | #1

    good one lol nicky

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  2. she
    October 16th, 2009 at 11:28 | #2

    she is undoubtedly blonde hahahaha

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  3. Ernestine
    October 16th, 2009 at 18:42 | #3

    Omg now that is really a good blonde joke lmao!!!

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  4. okosisi abagana
    October 16th, 2009 at 20:09 | #4

    thats more like it, blonde indeed.

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  5. shorty
    October 16th, 2009 at 21:03 | #5

    Her husband is a weather man. ha.

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  6. makavore
    October 17th, 2009 at 03:45 | #6

    Ofcourse the coast was clear! I dare the caller to visit the “coast”.

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  7. meza
    October 17th, 2009 at 05:59 | #7

    Sometimes an innocent mind can save a innocent heart from a lot of
    angst and pain……..the wife is always the last one to know!!!!

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  8. mich e g
    October 17th, 2009 at 20:02 | #8

    why does it say ‘undoubtly blonde’ you don’t have to be blond to be stupid,,,

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  9. boinker2
    October 17th, 2009 at 23:10 | #9

    undoubtly the woman who called must have been a blonde also! who would be dumb enough to ask that question when a woman answered the phone ???

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  10. Nel
    October 19th, 2009 at 05:13 | #10

    Nice one @ boinker2.

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  11. sweetliet
    October 22nd, 2009 at 08:45 | #11

    nice joke

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  12. usman
    October 30th, 2009 at 11:32 | #12

    areal dumb! had asked the question boinker2@boinker2

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  13. Sammie
    November 3rd, 2009 at 07:20 | #13

    This new bride has got to be dumb,
    Infact both the caller and the reciever are dumb.

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