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Late Night Caller

October 16th, 2009

A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning.

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

The husband said, “Who was that?”

The wife said, “I don’t know; some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear’.”

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  1. nick
    October 16th, 2009 at 10:51 | #1

    good one lol nicky

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  2. she
    October 16th, 2009 at 11:28 | #2

    she is undoubtedly blonde hahahaha

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  3. Ernestine
    October 16th, 2009 at 18:42 | #3

    Omg now that is really a good blonde joke lmao!!!

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  4. okosisi abagana
    October 16th, 2009 at 20:09 | #4

    thats more like it, blonde indeed.

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  5. shorty
    October 16th, 2009 at 21:03 | #5

    Her husband is a weather man. ha.

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  6. makavore
    October 17th, 2009 at 03:45 | #6

    Ofcourse the coast was clear! I dare the caller to visit the “coast”.

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  7. meza
    October 17th, 2009 at 05:59 | #7

    Sometimes an innocent mind can save a innocent heart from a lot of
    angst and pain……..the wife is always the last one to know!!!!

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  8. mich e g
    October 17th, 2009 at 20:02 | #8

    why does it say ‘undoubtly blonde’ you don’t have to be blond to be stupid,,,

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  9. boinker2
    October 17th, 2009 at 23:10 | #9

    undoubtly the woman who called must have been a blonde also! who would be dumb enough to ask that question when a woman answered the phone ???

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  10. Nel
    October 19th, 2009 at 05:13 | #10

    Nice one @ boinker2.

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  11. sweetliet
    October 22nd, 2009 at 08:45 | #11

    nice joke

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  12. usman
    October 30th, 2009 at 11:32 | #12

    areal dumb! had asked the question boinker2@boinker2

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  13. Sammie
    November 3rd, 2009 at 07:20 | #13

    This new bride has got to be dumb,
    Infact both the caller and the reciever are dumb.

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  14. tweetymel
    December 7th, 2009 at 15:17 | #14

    the caller is the other woman of a husband, unfortunately, the wife is the one who answer the call, if the coast is clear, maybe she want to make sure if the wife is not there and she will visit the husband, but, she talk already not knowing that the wife will answer the phone

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  15. YK
    December 15th, 2009 at 15:16 | #15

    didnt you read the blonde didnt answer the phone she justpicked it up and listen mabe the woman thought she waas speakin to the guy….. realy great joke LOL!!!!

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