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Lamaze Lesson

March 20th, 2009

A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged saying, “This doesn’t feel so bad.”

The instructor then dropped a pen and asked the husband to pick it up.

“You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant, the way my wife would do it?” the husband asked.

“Exactly,” replied the instructor.

To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, pick up that pen for me.”

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  1. RABBIT
    March 23rd, 2009 at 01:27 | #1

    YOU GO MAN BECAUSE, THAT’S EXACTLY HOW IT’S DONE AND IT SHOWS THAT HE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO HIS WIFE!!! KUDOS TO THE HUSBAND…

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  2. TAMMIE
    March 23rd, 2009 at 17:12 | #2

    YEAH, NEXT TIME SHE SHOULD ASK HIM TO TIE HIS SHOE’S I BET HE CAN’T DO THAT WITH 12LBS. IN FRONT

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  3. Elma
    March 25th, 2009 at 07:28 | #3

    Naughty man. If I were the wife I wud not pick up the pen.

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  4. jen
    April 9th, 2009 at 17:19 | #4

    lol that was funny

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  5. Kat
    May 9th, 2009 at 23:36 | #5

    Naughty, funny yeah…. But true to the core!
    Honey…. Do this for me.
    Honey…. Do that for me.
    Honey…. Please jump into the well for me….
    Argh

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