Labor Pains
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
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i dont get it
WHAT DOES THE MAILMAN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS COUPLE ? UNLESS YOU MEAN THE HUSBAND WAS THE MAILMAN.
OMG, it is old school. The mailman was the father not the husband. It used to be either the milkman or the mailman. Yes, there used to be milkman who delivered milk right to your front door. Very old school.
makes no sense
hm
It serves him right.Next time he would concentrate on his job and not other peoples’ wife
@deathqueen38
Duh! The mailman was the father, guess he was delivering more than just the mail huh.
I wonder how people don’t get the joke! It is so simple. The husband is not the father the mailman is. That’s why the mailman died and felt the pain he is the father! come on people gotta pay attention . Read between the lines lmao
your an idiot if you didnt get that joke! i didnt realize there were so many dumb asses out there…its a twist on the old joke that the mailman/milkman is your father…
feel sorry for all of you that didn’t get the joke..
real ole school lol
god one, but a gun shot to the privates would gave him the same feeling,
just a strait shot:D
It means the mailman was the father not the husband. @THE SCOOTER LADY
You dumb asess. Didn’t you get it????!!!!!
@THE SCOOTER LADY
Get real lady.
@deathqueen38
When are you going to give your brain a try?
OK, FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE THAT DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, THE JOKE IS SELF EXPLANATORY…YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES IT’S THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE, THEN AGAIN I WONDER HOW OLD ARE YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE READING THESE JOKES BECAUSE SOME OF THEM ARE SO OLD IT’S NOT A SHAME, BUT IF YOU ARE A YOUNG OR VERY YOUNG PERSON OR SOMEONE THAT’S NOT INTO HUMOR THEN I UNDERSTAND TO A POINT WHY YOU DIDN’T GET THE JOKE, OTHER THAN THAT I JUST FEEL FOR YOU…HUMOR PEOPLE HUMOR!!!
OH MY GOD! YOU PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET THIS JOKE ARE ALL F***** IDIOTS!! IT’S NOT HARD TO FIGURE OUT…HOPEFULLY NONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE KIDS, THERE IS ENOUGH DUMBASSES IN THIS WORLD.
I think this story is rip-off from an ancient Indian tale in which all the women besceeh Lord Shiva that men should share their labour pains, which he grants. But unfortunately when the carpenter’s wife went into labout, the woodcutter started shrieking ! The ladies went back to Lord Shiva and asked him to take back his boon, they rather suffer suffer birth pains on their own !
Guys don’t be emotional its only a joke… the mail man must have done a great job. it sad he paid the cosequences! ha ha ha…
Its why people switched to email rather than the other mail
I GET WHAT THEY TALKING ABOUT.BUT THERE IS KNOW SENSE THN ALL THE CURSEING. THERE ARE A LOT OF SMART ELLETS ON HERE.I AM NOT ONE.
I dont get it at all
What is an ELLET ???
This joke has been in the internet decade ago. Perhaps those who didn’t get it are just born yesterday. If the old ones are Americans, woe unto you for not understanding your mother tongue. I’m Chinese but deciphered it the first time I read it years ago.
@Dalena
Yes and you must be old school if you can remember the milkman.LOL
I GOT IT SOON AS I READ IT…YES I’M FROM THE OLD SCHOOL….LOVE IT…
yes the mailman was the father poor sap
The mailman was engaged in extra curriculum activity with the innocent and caring man’s wife, oh what a shame???????
Thick skin but loose husband, otherwise how on earth will a mailman assist him to impregnate the wife
i will like if someone can tell me how the doctor connect his pain relief machine,
@Nkechi
oh
lol well umm it means the mailman was the real father because the doc said that the FATHER would get hte pain
i dont understand whom the mailman is though the husband shared the love
with his wife in a humble manner
@deathqueen38
the mailman was the father for all who done get it lol
@deathqueen38
THE MAILMAN WAS THE FATHER.
serves ehm right.
Hahahahahahahaha………. I don’t care whatever. in fairness it’s funny for me.
@deathqueen38
its a nice one anyway, that means we mothers are doing a great job for our husband, that serves them right!!!!
Good one there !!!!
Everyone deserves what is rightfully theirs.One reaps what one sows.