Kids Sleeping with Mommy
Ever notice how a 4 year old’s voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night.
The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don’t sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.
After my next trip several weeks later, Karen and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane’s arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.
As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, “Hi, Dad! I’ve got some good news!” As I waved back, I said loudly, “What is the good news?” “The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!” Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
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a child will alwys be a child,but d damage is already done.thank God his mum wasnt around……….there
KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS
he he i still think thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a long VERY long while
This one is really cute. I will have to send this one to some people I send to.
yuppp you never know what dumb kid might say,a little funny. vote a 9
O.o
Kids will always say the fist thing that comes to their heads. At least his Mum didn’t hear it
naughty little creep!!!
Children will always be children! They say things, the way they heard it. Too bad for the dad, he has to face the embarrassment the innocent statement from the child has caused him!
A child alwaiz respects and follow principles being lied to him or her, so dad be calm and endure the trash.
ive heard this so many times and its funnier each time
thank god hes not my kid i would have murder the little ba-sted by now for yelling that out
Unfortunately it isn’t just kids who say things they shouldn’t.It’s just funnier when a kid says it
Awwww!!~Tats adorable! feel sry for the mom though!
RILAND, THE CHILD WASN’T A BASTARD. READ THE
STORY, HE HAD A FATHER. OH, BY THE WAY, MAN ARE
YOU EVER AN IDIOT.
now that 1 i think i got……