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Kids Sleeping with Mommy

June 22nd, 2009

Ever notice how a 4 year old’s voice is louder than 200 adult voices?

Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night.

The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was OK to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don’t sleep with Mom that night. They said okay.

After my next trip several weeks later, Karen and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane’s arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.

As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, “Hi, Dad! I’ve got some good news!” As I waved back, I said loudly, “What is the good news?” “The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!” Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.

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  1. becky
    June 22nd, 2009 at 09:57 | #1

    a child will alwys be a child,but d damage is already done.thank God his mum wasnt around……….there

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  2. Lisa
    June 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 | #2

    KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS

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  3. Erik
    June 22nd, 2009 at 14:30 | #3

    he he i still think thats one of the funniest things ive heard in a long VERY long while

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  4. Doris
    June 22nd, 2009 at 16:05 | #4

    This one is really cute. I will have to send this one to some people I send to.

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  5. FRANKIEPOO
    June 22nd, 2009 at 16:15 | #5

    yuppp you never know what dumb kid might say,a little funny. vote a 9

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  6. Meanie
    June 22nd, 2009 at 19:54 | #6

    O.o

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  7. Christine
    June 22nd, 2009 at 23:44 | #7

    Kids will always say the fist thing that comes to their heads. At least his Mum didn’t hear it

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  8. lara
    June 23rd, 2009 at 04:41 | #8

    naughty little creep!!!

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  9. Juliet
    June 23rd, 2009 at 06:53 | #9

    Children will always be children! They say things, the way they heard it. Too bad for the dad, he has to face the embarrassment the innocent statement from the child has caused him!

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  10. fifi
    June 23rd, 2009 at 11:27 | #10

    A child alwaiz respects and follow principles being lied to him or her, so dad be calm and endure the trash.

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  11. socerchika
    June 24th, 2009 at 17:32 | #11

    ive heard this so many times and its funnier each time

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  12. riland williams
    June 25th, 2009 at 06:28 | #12

    thank god hes not my kid i would have murder the little ba-sted by now for yelling that out

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  13. pam/pixtrose
    June 25th, 2009 at 11:58 | #13

    Unfortunately it isn’t just kids who say things they shouldn’t.It’s just funnier when a kid says it

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  14. deeniepoo15
    July 9th, 2009 at 13:00 | #14

    Awwww!!~Tats adorable! feel sry for the mom though!

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