Johnny Goes to the Park
Little Johnny sees his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.
Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.
“MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND….”
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.
So Johnny tells her. “I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy….”
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.”
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story.
He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, “Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army.”
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STOP CUTTING PEOPLE OFF WHEN THEY ARE TALKING
Yes the moral of the story, ‘wait to hear the end before interrupting’ lol
You gotta be careful with Li’l Johnny
Hilarious. Moral of the story; Don’t call the kettle black, if you’re a pot. lol
What a sad and shameful couple act. sad sad sad, family don’t need that.
while you were away!. . .
OMFG laughin my lil ass off!! one of the best jokes ive heard in a while, well done
mummy thought she had one on daddy.
I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON LITTLE J. WHEN THEY START
DOING THINGS, KNOW WAY TO MUCH ON EVERY BODY THAT CAN BE A LITTLE SCARY.
TROUBLE!!!!!!
Na wah oooo, wonders shall never end, children sha!, that can be discribed as “do me i do u, God no go vex” abi?
……..What is Good for the Goose, is Good for the Gander !
lara i absolutely concur
ahhhhhhhhh, my God. little Johnny is a disaster. hahahahah
becarful little mouth what you say
Wow,this is a lesson to all of us.If you bend down to look at somebody’s ass, think of the number of people who might also be looking at yours.
Good stuffffff.
Lmao!! You sure do have to be careful with lil Johnny… he’s a pistol.
lol..see?….she gets what she is looking for….they are even….
hi all
What goes around surely will come back around!
Nice for Mummy. Wen can I meet Johnny to tell more of his stories ?? Guess he has alot up his sleeve that he has seen !!! Who let Johnny out…….wu wu wu wu wu !!!