Interpreting Dreams
Posted on Feb 12, 2011 in Valentine's Day
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it – to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”
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and HE spent the night on the couch…..
Serves him right, if he did.
Heimlich maneuver does not help remove a book!LOL
As the other punch lines say: And that’s when the fight started!!!”
I thought it was funny
the start of his worst NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!
The book is good but he should have accompanied the book with something nice no matter how small since he already knows his wife’s expectation. May be the husband is an Economist trying to manage his money.
maybe he cant afford pearls. they’re not exactly cheap
And the fight was on
ouch
serves her right. ask and it will be given to you rather than going all the way round. smart man but not romantic at all
i WOULD’VE BEAT THIS BUTT
good =)) he is smart !!!
haha!! Silly husband..but smart!!!
haha!! i found that funny she never got wht shhe was expexting i wonder wht he got a kick up the backside
serves her right she should just ask for what she really wanted. t
Ya know, everyone assumes that the husband meant
to be hurtful. Maybe he passes a book store on the
way to work every day and thought “I’m going to get
her that book I saw on dreams”. Maybe it never occured
to him to rush out and buy pearls just because she
had a dream.
@ Margaret-I agree and if I wanted a certain thing for my birthday or valentine I tell my husband. I may not get it but I do tell him. LOL
and the net year he saved and got her the pearl necklace and they nlived happily ever after….. though he always told her that she was all he ever dreams about…..
She asked what the dream meant, so he got her a book that tells what dreams mean… She didnt ask him for a pearl necklace… She just told him she had a dream he gave her one… Books are cheaper than pearls. The dream could have meant something totally different than what everyone thinks…
SHADNASSY YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN. NEVER ACT ON WHAT A WOMA SAYS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET ALONG WITH THEM YOU HAVE TO ACT ON WHAT THEY MEAN!
Willie Bill: I bet you’re divorced. 99% of the time,
women say EXACTLY what they mean. The fact that
you can’t comprehend their words is not the woman’s
problem. Men usually avoid confrontation at all cost.
With women, it’s on and Heaven help the one that they
are confronting. YOU GUYS JUST DON’T GET IT. WOMEN
DON’T NEED TO PLAY YOU SO THEY CAN GET A GIFT.
WE MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU DO.
I think you HAVE to believe the way that you do. It’s
the only way that you can explain your failures in
relationships.
i for one won’t ask a man to give me something… i’ll just give a hint like what that lady did