Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies
*I will try to figure out why I "really" need
12 e-mail addresses.
*I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone
call every now and then would be appreciated.
*I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
*I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with
which I answer my e-mail.
*I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and
be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
*I resolve to back up my 120GB hard drive daily...well,
once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe... at least
once a year.
*I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet
- This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not
a clock watcher.
*I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...
4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already
had time to answer me by then.
*When I hear a funny joke, I will not reply, "LOL...
*I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
*I will think of a password other than "password."
*I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve
to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line
work done, too!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!