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November 9th, 2009

I was happy.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.

So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can’t overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

So, she said, I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door… I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

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  1. Jean
    November 9th, 2009 at 21:03 | #1

    Hilarious!!!!!! Was he going for the condom or better yet was he leaving? We will never know ROFL

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  2. tony
    November 10th, 2009 at 00:18 | #2

    he was definitely going for the condom. hahahahaha. asshole got lucky

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  3. Jean not too savvy
    November 10th, 2009 at 02:05 | #3

    We will never know??? It says it in plain English “Always leave your condoms in the car”.

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  4. okosisi abagana
    November 10th, 2009 at 04:47 | #4

    this is really good lesson but only d wise can get d message, dont rush in making decisions. I love dis message.

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  5. oscar santa
    November 10th, 2009 at 05:22 | #5

    “”Always Keep Your Condoms In Your Car”"
    if he had his condom in his wallet, he would have gone for her.
    this is one of the best lesson i ve had since this year
    BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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  6. meza
    November 10th, 2009 at 06:18 | #6

    Maybe he has already had a bite of the apple from the family tree
    ( daughter) and was content……or maybe he was shallow ‘Hal’ going to get a condom from his car ….. the Father should have been hiding in the wardrobe in the bedroom then it would have been clear what the young fellas intentions were…….

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  7. becky
    November 10th, 2009 at 06:26 | #7

    yessssssssssssss oooooooooooooo,smart guy………..

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  8. cster
    November 10th, 2009 at 07:04 | #8

    Lucky devil, i dread 2 think wat i wouldve done in such a situation.

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  9. debola
    November 10th, 2009 at 08:06 | #9

    ha! ha! ha! Hilarious! there i was thinking he was the last honourable man alive!

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  10. Aewaii
    November 10th, 2009 at 08:41 | #10

    CANT BEAT IT. YOU R LUCKY MAN

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  11. dahlia yuson
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:53 | #11

    Good test from his in_laws to be. He has good decision , he overcome the test , he is faithful to his girlfriend.

    Or he had a high respect of the parents of his girlfriend , Or maybe because of the presence of his girlfriend’s father.

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  12. ching
    November 10th, 2009 at 15:05 | #12

    i love this joke
    but if you think about it tho if he did go upstairs it would have broken the daughters heart but seeing as how he didnt the world can keep on turning!!
    (the lucky bastard) LMAO!!!!

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  13. pimpster965
    November 10th, 2009 at 18:52 | #13

    THAT WAS FUNNY THEY THOUGHT HE WAS LEAVING BUT HE WAS GOING TO GET A CONDOM FROM HIS CAR NOW SENCE THE FATHER WAS OUT SIDE I BET HE SAID NAW ILL LEAVE f*** THIS LMAO

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  14. GENNY
    November 11th, 2009 at 06:53 | #14

    I love this, a very good lesson to learn, but was going to get his CONDOM or wht, but quite interesting.

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  15. Christa
    November 11th, 2009 at 12:17 | #15

    VVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!lmao

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  16. ossaga
    November 23rd, 2009 at 11:53 | #16

    some people don’t get it. He went out of the house to fetch condoms from his car…on the other hand his inlaws tought of he it was an act of faithfulness.

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