I’d Rather Die
May 6th, 2009
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all… if that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a b*tch!
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i dont get this
You know having to explain a joke makes it not funny.
Well I got it and it was so cute I sent it to all my friends! And it’s true if you have to explain it its not funny!!
I mean the jokes that are posted aren’t all that hard to figure it out. And when you do figure it out on your own, you’ll laugh out loud! That’s part of the fun of reading jokes.
aww cute joke im sendin it 10/10
i got it that was cute and good.
Sounds like my house
@any.
It means that the computer and wine was keeping him alive and in a vegetable state, not hospital machines, according to his sister, anyway.
sounds like me hahahaha
i actually like jokes of this style…they get me use my brain
Haaa, very funny!
There you go TheRedfox8,tell it like it is.
*bows*
Thank you. Thank you.