Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign r eads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth f loor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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where is this new wives store?
CAN I TRADE IN THE WIFE I HAVE NOW?
bingo
whoever wrote this must be very inteligent.it means that women are very choosy but they end up with wrong guys.
Well I am 62 years young , SO PLEASE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION AS TO WHERE THESE LADIES ARE AND I WOULD NOT HAVE TO GO PASS FLOOR 2 KEEP SMILING FELLOWS ,AS the Herman Hermits pop song goes ‘Something Tells Me I In for Something Good.” L.O.L
I am a good woman, from floor two, I would not go past floor one at this point at the husband store
Well it is the fact that women really does not have satisfaction, they keep on going, and looking for the better ones until they end up with the worst guy and that would be the moral lesson for them.
some of us women to good some oh what the heck we suck on picking the
wrong things cause we’re tired of these lousy men promise one thing
till they r in the picture and change.(crap)
@Buzzman1313
I really believe it.Haaaaah very nice and laughable
heh..heh..most chics are like that they really don know what they want and if they did they would never be that choosy…its like living in the world of fantasy
O.M.G.This is soooo funny! I totally agree! I’m only a teenager but even my friends are that choosy! I guess it starts at a young age! Lmao!
This piece is so funny.Its a big lesson for the extreemists.
What a piece!!! Well it tells how women are find it difficult to choose but finally end up in a ditch with their well-thought choices. The biblical dimension “there is a way that seems right unto a woman but the end thereof is a way unto ditch”
What a piece!!! We;; it tells how women find it difficult to make choices about who to settle down with but finally end up in a ditch with their well-thought choices. The biblical dimension “there is a way that seems right unto a woman but the end thereof is a way into frustrations(death)”
most women find it difficult to make a choice because most men these days are very weak, so they keep sarching for a strong man
I will not think but go straight to the third floor.
Wow,women can never be pleased. Always looking for ‘goodies’ but constantly end up with ‘badies’.
Well, i will jump on the first lady that i will see at the first floor.
Good story for the day.
Pretty intereseting though,but i must tell u,if its the other way round,some guys will do the same.So its not all about women alone that are not contended,its both ways.
women, hard to satisfy
the new wife store is with me right here
I will proceed to the fifth wives store or otherwise, stop before the fifth floor if i can find a woman that is patience/
soooooooo funny! well, I wont go to that shop at all cause I am very happy to my sweetheart.
LOL, you make me laugh!
@Dick Dennis
Women are easy to please only if you got variety and art of pleasure…not the “usual” stuff. Try this at home and see the results. Amazing!