How to Install a Home Security System
November 1st, 2009
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
“Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter”
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How about that! Another redneck joke! LOL
…do rednecks know how to read???
nice one!
Cheap and effective
That was funny!
My Ugly Mug would Scare anyone or anything off LOL
My Ugly Mug would Scare anyone or anything off LOL
Sorry… forgot to say great post – can’t wait to read your next one!
helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the joke left something out:say a little prayer that the burglar can read.
I want to subscrible to this news letter
tee-hee
tee-hee hee-hee