Horse and Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my ‘thingy’ and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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Booooooooo!!!!
Sorry but I had to laugh at this one. It’s not true but just picture in your mind this really happening!LOL
Well worth the time to read it. I giggled a bunch!
booooooooooo to you sadie that was funny lol……………
that was very funny i liked it very much lol
well that sure was a great,funny one ,keep them coming, rate it a 3 10
This one really is funny! Give us more jokes like this and LESS meaningless, silly pictures!
lol!
well the morale is clear help others for u shall be helped in ur time of need too. it realy made me laugh a chiken driving a car funny
nice one, you need to help others out of difficulties d way u can, so that you will be helped when u are faced with one.
the morale aspect is very educating.
@okosisi abagana
what a beautiful mind you do have.. you can turn black into white.. you can see light in darkness… a green joke into a quote..
Imagination is the mother of invention……a person can read that and know its never going to happen but it is presented in such a heart warming way that one can just forget all the ‘fairytale dusting’ to enjoy
the magical world of friendship over coming all obstacles….. hehehehehe
This is so true hahahahahahahaha!!!
Face it, it’s funny, we are not supposed to pick it apart it’s a joke. Laugh and be glad you had the opportunity to do so. IT’S FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!
That what true friendship should be like. who agrees with me?