The average American takes six
months to pay off holiday credit-card bills.
Pogonophobia: the fear of beards.
There are currently 78 people
named S. Claus living in the U.S. -- and one Kriss Kringle.
December is the most popular
month for nose jobs.
Weight of Santa's sleigh loaded
with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
Number of reindeer required
to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 -- plus Rudolph.
Average wage of a mall Santa:
$11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
To deliver his gifts in one
night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second,
sleighing at 3,000 times the speed of sound. At that speed,
Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame instantaneously.