can express how you feel better than a poem.
are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line
. . . .
may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
empty and so is your head.
beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not
to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!
my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.