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Get In Line

March 22nd, 2009

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A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin’s 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, ‘I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS’.

The attendant replied, ‘I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these people first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.’

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, ‘DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?’

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: ‘May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,’ she began – her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

‘We have a passenger here at Gate number 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If any of you can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.’

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, ‘F*** You!!!’

Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) ‘I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to get in line for that too!!!

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  1. Nissy
    March 24th, 2009 at 05:53 | #1

    sweet

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  2. Tamra
    March 29th, 2009 at 19:35 | #2

    oh… burn!

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  3. Nkechi
    March 30th, 2009 at 04:48 | #3

    just the way to handle some issues!

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  4. Devon
    March 30th, 2009 at 14:42 | #4

    Love the punch line. great

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  5. Kat
    May 9th, 2009 at 23:48 | #5

    Murder with Flair. Luv it.

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