Funeral Procession
Posted on Sep 12, 2011 in Jokes
One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by.
Following the first hearse, was a second hearse which was followed by a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.
“My wife,” the man replied. “I’m sorry,” said Bill. “What happened to her?” “My dog bit her and she died.”
Bill then asked the man who was in the second hearse. The man replied, “My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as well.”
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, “Can I borrow your dog?”
To which the man replied, “Get in line.”
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15 comments
Who Says A Dog Is Not Mans Best Friend !!??
George, I hope your not married! Ha!
MAYBE THE MAN WAS A DOG IN ANOTHER LIFE .
im glad none of my dogs were like that…they were very gentile.dogs like it master..
where is the line
well i’m just glad my hubby doesn’t feel that way, nor do i….we were listening to how do i live without you last night and i had to turn it off…couldn’t bear the thot..i’m a lucky woman!!
To be funny or not be funny, is the question!! Bad dog! Or is he?!?
THIS IS 1FUNNY.
Nice Puppy!!!!
ahahahhahahhahaahhahahahaha
Don’t think this is funny at all!
Rebecca I Am Married To A Morocco Woman For Over 18 Years Now !!!!…I Was Thinking Of My 1st And 2nd Wife’s When I Was Willing To Get In The Long Line To Borrow That So Nice Doggy !!!!…But At 77 Years Old, It Is Just A Funny Dream, Right ????
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR FOR THIS ONE…AND I DO!!
Sorry, I LOVE my family too much to find this funny. I do not want any of them to die. My husband just lost his wonderful Aunt and we will miss her so much. Death is not funny.
I DON’T THINK REAL DEATH IS FUNNY EITHER. I’VE LOST FAMILY MEMBERS TOO. MY MOTHER & I WERE EXTREMELY CLOSE. AND I’M STILL NOT OVER IT. BUT SHE IS IN HEAVEN, A FAR BETTER PLACE THAN HERE. AND WE HAVE TO GO ON. SO,WE CAN’T LOOK AT THIS “JOKE” AS REAL.