First Kiss
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss.
Horrified, she replies, “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”
“Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”
“No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
“Oh come on, there’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
“No way. It’s just too risky!”
“Oh please, please, I like you so much!!”
“No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can’t!”
“Oh yes you can. Please?”
“NO, no. I just can’t.”
“Pleeeeease?…”
Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl’s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: “Dad says go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he’ll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”
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Ha! Ha! Thats a good one!!!! If she don’t want to do it then i will!
That was cute!
that happened on 18th century……….???????????
nice cute
This joke IS PRICELESS
Ha! Ha! Thats a good one!!!! If she don’t want to do it then i will!
how kiss it?
that was really cute
Devil dad and his family. Its happening in the world now. Shame on them
hahahaha,its funny and i enjoyed the jokes.it envolves the whole family as well.go ahead shy lady,its a fantastic feelings
i knew ,its been long time before i opened my funny…..am back now,sure honey
lol i heard this joke only he wanted a bj
i like it!!
guess dad did not want them to kiss he just wanted to sleep a wink hahahahaha. just kiss the dick head and let him leave the buzzer alone lol
That was a great one. holding the buzzer alone was more than the kiss requested for.hahahahaha………. bless may day
Great one. hey were listening to how loyal their daughter is. Daddy’s girl indeed.
oh God!!! his hand was on the intercom all the while
Ha ha ha, that was funny, she is daddy’s girl. There is no harm in kissing but can lead to something beyound control for tenagers, please zip up.
It is a good one.
5 in 5
This is a good one. The father was in the know of all con versation and was also disturbed in his sleep because of a simple thing as a KISS.
Great joke…….ges her dad realy wanted a peaceful sleep!!! ain notin like it LOL
dumbest joke yettt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHICH ONE IS INTERCOM BUTTON ?
WHAT IS THE WORK OF INTERCOM BUTTON ?
@ROSITA EZE, something are better covered up with words!
kinda long to get to the punch line
Oh oh… good and funny, perhaps daddy controls lips and intercom button at home!!!!!
This we all know Dad, doesn’t care a hoot neither do little sis, all they want is to get back to sleep, so lady do anything you have to do to run him off lol, he wants a kiss give it to him or any could but we all need our beauty sleep.
that is so cute en funny.
come on gal go ahead and kiss the boyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
This is lovely.
This is indeed great. I haven’t had such a good laugh for so long. I give it full marks.
@JT
or without them
I’m still laughing, just can’t stop laughing HihiHiHiHI
maybe she knew she wanted to be a goody for 5 secs