Firm Up
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.” This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his crotch. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother!”
February 23, 2013 @ 11:12 am
like Bev, way to go girl!
February 9, 2010 @ 3:56 pm
Thank God I am already firmed up otherwise someone else might be doin my job for me.
Cool one
February 9, 2010 @ 9:52 am
naughty
lovely
February 4, 2010 @ 5:06 am
Nice one , i would like it with my man, its really lovely.
February 3, 2010 @ 9:26 pm
good one i like that idea might try it someday 😀
February 3, 2010 @ 6:33 pm
tee-hee
February 3, 2010 @ 12:19 am
hello Girls
its payback time
lick it or leave it
February 2, 2010 @ 5:56 pm
Way to go girl!
February 2, 2010 @ 1:26 pm
@ola-Well Said!
February 2, 2010 @ 12:49 pm
Touché