Female vs. Male Prayer
I think this sums up the difference between what woman and men want.
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who’s not a creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he’ll call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.
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i like this one even though a little long women lets keep it short
and to the point.
Disgusting !!!!!! But typical…
Okay it’s funny!!!
This only means that women are asking with many things from men and no satisfaction, but then I believe for sure that women are difficult to live with them, but its hard to live with out, now men is it true???
this is sooooo very true on both parts woman ask for things that makes them happy and safe and men just want stuff
Exactly!!! It is happening in that way
Womens..True (demanding) Mens..Not true!
i have read this before but it still makes me laugh…there’s a ring of truth i think hahhahahahaha
Very funny and typical of both sexes! Men only love women’s body and alcohol whereas women love to be men’s playtoys! In the end we compliment each another. What a funny loving world!
What a long list of women’s requirements. Unfortunately, give it to them they requested, they still remain insatiable. Its not true about men.Cheers.
It is right for the ladies to ask alot, and if they don’t men usually complain.men have no time for prayer,so ask your woman to teach you.