Exercise?
It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don’t exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
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Good one hahahahahahaha…Now I can tell my friends why I dont exercise LOL
good one.. my uncle walked his dogs everyday maybe twice a day and took a heart attack because the doc,s said he was putting to much stain on his heart omg how do you win lol
It is good for spotty as age is adding its size to her belly. As for me I am not used to walking in life on a regular exercise basis. Now I am not able to do it since I have developed some ortho problems which give me more trouble if I walk a considerable distance. Maybe aging and sedentary job for 45 years are responsible for my inability to walking as an exercise. Nevertheless, I admit waling regularly is good for muscle relaxation, good blood flow, and the digestive system.Le my dear spotty do it.
i don’t do regular excersice, becouse my work is my excersice.