Easter One-Liners
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: “Why are you studying your Easter candy?”
A: “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A:Coloured scrambled eggs!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Happy Easter!
Comments
12 comments
Some of these were kinda funny.
..but.. most were not…
Quite lame if you ask me.
VERY CUTE A LITTLE FUNNY, RATE THEM A 10
THESE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE JOKES? I THOUGHT THERY WERE JUST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS LAAAMMMMEEEE
Simply questions and answers.
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Easter jokes are for little kids–cuz the jokes lay eggs.
yeah..these weren’t really one-liners that I’d thought they’d be- thought they would have been more like pick up lines..plus this had been around since the stone age..
Genesis Stueber —???????????
These are cute and corny for little folks. Give them a chance, folks they are only kids. They will love them. Wouldn’t you if you were young again???
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