Dumb Wives
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker.
“Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. “Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it,” he chuckles. “My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
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na wah! so some men could be as dom as dat? i wish to have a dom as that, so as to u know….. all the way without him knowing, MUMU!!!!
smart woman! dumb man!
i think the men are the dumb
busy woman, dumb man, funny , i love this one, i rate it a big 10, keep them coming
i wanted to add to my last comment that the man has a great smile , he must use white wash for tooth paste ,lol
eh man you to dottish the joke is on you, she packing them for her other men to use. HA HA HA
Is that perhaps a Blonde Irish dude?
Very funny. If she is married to someone that dumb, she should take condoms with her.
lol…joke’s on the man…
and they say us women were dumb at least she took protection.
this has got to be the worst what ever ( because I can’t call it a joke ) just plain Stupid making that every man is as stupid as they that write this crap, I don’t find any thing funny about it , but that is only my view ,got to have new writers , Please,
well if it laughs like an idiot what would you call it?
Guess there are dumbos in both sexes ! Women are more cunning and men unfortunately are more trusting.
very good for the mumu man!!!
it only got to show that the men are ones that are really dumb! especially the one whose wife is travelling with condoms. Common sense is truly not common o!
infact amongs all the women, the one i will really call dumb is the one who bought the meat; apart from her at least the scotish wife can learn how to drive and drive her car. but the smartest of them all is the irish wife who thought it wise to marry a dumb man, so she can always have her flings right under his eyes without him noticing or realising it.
this is good. women out there be smart and marry men like the irish one.
1 word FUNNY but hey use women are so not dumb a swear i think a guy wrote this
hey now WOMEN HAVE THERE DUMB MOMENTS TO ITS NOT JUST ALL US MEN
hilarious but…i have read a joke which is similar to this..the only difference is that instead of the men, there was a redhead, a brunette and a blond talking about their daughters
Definitely she was going to meet her man stay at home CC man and get what you deserve
that was the funniest joke. thank God she aint my wife
THE MEN ARE D GREATEST DUMP,busybody men,they dont hv work.women shld continue to play d dumd while d dumpest id d MEN
If you ask me it’s not the wifes that’s dumb, But rather the men.
Thumbs up for the man dat does not know how a woman can use condoms. Gentlemen and ladies, how do you think the man would have felt knowing that that his wife would be poked for like a hundred times while she is away. Play DUMB man, it reduces heart attack
wow this time around the wife is the smart one and the man is actually “DUMB”!!!
@lara
Mumu Ngombe Indeed. That woman certainly had more than a hundred penises to use or at leats a 2nd one to be used about a hundred times. LOL
Men must really be dumb if they didn’t pick up on this, obviously all 3 wives are cheating on their husbands and bought the meat and car and packed the condoms for the men they r cheatin with. sorry guys the joke is on you. Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!
hahahh hilarious!