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Drunk Blonde Joke

October 7th, 2009

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ”You wanna hear a blonde joke?” The person replies, ”I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?”

The man thinks for a while and replies, ”Not if I have to explain it three times.”

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  1. tony
    October 7th, 2009 at 21:55 | #1

    smart but doubt if he really had a joke

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  2. ola
    October 8th, 2009 at 08:00 | #2

    ouch. That was the Joke.

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  3. nick
    October 8th, 2009 at 14:02 | #3

    no coment to dumb /

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  4. shorty
    October 8th, 2009 at 15:41 | #4

    Blonds aren’t you all getting tired of blond jokes? Just think if there isn’t any blonds there wouldn’t be any jokes. ha.

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  5. kijlex
    October 9th, 2009 at 05:15 | #5

    @shorty
    @shorty…watch out,you are behaving like one….its spelled blonde not blond..

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  6. Reckless
    October 9th, 2009 at 06:38 | #6

    Not hilarious.

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  7. kim
    October 9th, 2009 at 14:32 | #7

    it was really dumb

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  8. Dee
    October 10th, 2009 at 09:58 | #8

    IT IS VERY FUNNY, HAA HAAAA

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  9. sally
    October 15th, 2009 at 03:31 | #9

    Heard it a dozen times before

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