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Donkey in a Well

September 2nd, 2009
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One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred – Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less

NOW ——–

Enough of that crap . .

The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON:

When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

you have two choices…smile and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.

I know what I did!!

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  1. frankiepoo
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:44 | #1

    it doesnt pay to make an ass out of yourself, i rate thia 10

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  2. Lisa
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:51 | #2

    awww yes this is so true. good for the donkey.

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  3. Diane
    September 2nd, 2009 at 12:02 | #3

    I guess this was me. Miss you bunny

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  4. number2
    September 2nd, 2009 at 13:37 | #4

    Good 1

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  5. bill
    September 2nd, 2009 at 14:54 | #5

    This is good.I give it an 10+

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  6. lioness
    September 2nd, 2009 at 23:42 | #6

    yes its reality…

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  7. meza
    September 3rd, 2009 at 06:48 | #7

    sometimes justice and truth win!!!!

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  8. Jean
    September 3rd, 2009 at 11:57 | #8

    If the donkey was so smart how did he fall into the well in the first place?

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  9. she
    September 3rd, 2009 at 20:41 | #9

    good one…

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  10. violly
    September 4th, 2009 at 05:09 | #10

    Ha Ha Ha What a funny way to say that all that you do will come to you not in small portions but in a huge slice of cake. Have fun tasting it and have all the fun of eating it too. Good luck Man.

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  11. Skellyman
    September 4th, 2009 at 13:12 | #11

    and when the farmer died, the donkey was killed for barbecue to entertain the guest! moral of the story: when u manage to get ur ass out of s*** thrown @ you, u really don’t have to waste ur energy plotting a revenge!

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  12. doodle
    September 5th, 2009 at 07:37 | #12

    remember never give up

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  13. sandra
    September 5th, 2009 at 18:31 | #13

    thats just what i live by shake yourself off………..and keep going. god has better things in store for us. god bless everyone!

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  14. Ching
    September 7th, 2009 at 22:43 | #14

    @Jean
    maybe he was a clumsy donkey lol

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  15. Ernesto
    September 8th, 2009 at 07:02 | #15

    Great lessons to be learnt from this.

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  16. charlie
    September 8th, 2009 at 17:34 | #16

    i like that donkey, but the words are true….

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  17. lovey
    September 23rd, 2009 at 16:47 | #17

    like Michael Jackson would say hee hee

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