| Things
that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
10. Did you get any
under the tree?
9. I think your balls
are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s
Honker!
7. Santa’s sack
is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt
so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece
of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking
the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t
tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you
in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand
up straight, try propping it against the wall.
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