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Deer Camp

February 27th, 2010

Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first night, John slept in Steve’s room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, “Man, what happened to you?”

He said, “Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”

The next night it was Garry’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”

He said, “Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn’t sleep a wink. I just watched him all night.”

The third night was Herb’s turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt — a man’s man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning,” he said.

The guys couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?”

He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Steve into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long.”

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  1. romeo
    February 27th, 2010 at 19:58 | #1

    WOW!!! i like this one, it makes my eyes “chinkier” than before because of laughing so hard…it is so funny!!!

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  2. teegyrl
    February 27th, 2010 at 22:32 | #2

    Romeo, its not that funny

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  3. fred
    February 27th, 2010 at 23:42 | #3

    a kiss is all it take sir…so fuuunnny

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  4. Big Al
    February 28th, 2010 at 00:56 | #4

    hey teegyrl, it’s a guy thing….lmao

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  5. Trust
    February 28th, 2010 at 05:06 | #5

    All that easy

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  6. meza
    February 28th, 2010 at 06:11 | #6

    and heres me thinking this was about some “Camp Deer” not some dears’ camping Who’s to say the Big guy did not have a soft and sensitive side
    after all…… it takes all kinds……and he would not be the first guy to hide his alter ego….. hahahahaha

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  7. kamaa kawaida
    February 28th, 2010 at 12:13 | #7

    Yeah i feel him id stay awake al night if it was me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Laura
    February 28th, 2010 at 14:05 | #8

    LMBO…that’s a good one!

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  9. ana
    March 1st, 2010 at 08:48 | #9

    it pays to be big and burly!

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  10. Denise
    March 1st, 2010 at 16:42 | #10

    too funny, that was cute

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  11. Jinja
    March 2nd, 2010 at 04:56 | #11

    It is not funny at all

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  12. Sarita
    March 10th, 2010 at 16:44 | #12

    I agree with you Jinja. It’s not funny at all!!!!!!!!!

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