Crossing the Language Barrier
Read This Out Loud!!!
I dare you to try!
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published.
Room Service (RS) : “Morrin. ; Roon sirbees.”
Guest (G) : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
RS : “Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor
sunteen??”
G : “Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs.”
RS : “Ow July den?”
G : “What??”
RS : “Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?”
G : “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.”
RS : “Ow July dee baykem? Crease?”
G : “Crisp will be fine.”
RS : “Hokay. An Sahn toes?”
G : “What?”
RS : “An toes. July Sahn toes?”
G : “I don’t think so.”
RS : “No? Judo wan sahn toes??”
G : “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RS : “Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?”
G : “English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RS : “We bodder?”
G : “No…just put the bodder on the side.”
RS : “Wad! ?”
G : “I mean butter…just put it on the side.”
RS : “Copy?”
G : “Excuse me?”
RS : “Copy…tea…meel?”
G : “Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all.”
RS : “One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy…. rye??”
G : “Whatever you say.”
RS : “Tenjewberrymuds.”
G : “You’re very welcome.”
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This is so not uncommon. You get it somewhere every day. That’s life LOL
i hardly understood d whole joke
Tenjewberrymuds for the joke LMAO
remind me that to make sure that the hotel i stay at they speak english
well and no baby talk (woe)
funny..better yet, learn to speak the dialect of the place where you are..LOL
…but room service started right out speaking,,,,ahhh I mean killing ,,,the English language…
The interpretation:
Morning.;Room service,
Right..Room service..morning!Wish to order something,
How do you need them?
How do you need them? Fried, boiled, poached?
How do you need the bacon? Crisp?
Okay. And some toast?
And toast. Do you need some toast?
No?You do want some toast??
Toast! toast!…Why you don’t enjoy toast? How about English muffin with butter?
With butter?
What!?
Coffee?
Coffee…tea…milk?
One minute.Scrambled egg,Crisp bacon,English muffin with butter on side and coffee ….right??
Thank you very much.
hahahahaha gesh i shush bi yuost od schrat lots of Asians in my suburb
velly nysh peeshals
When are we going to get some NEW jokes?
@ Sally, we are not going to have new jokes untill the day sally starts giving us new jokes.
Sally.People like you are so common.Nothing to give.No new jokes. No singing.Oh my gosh.I could get criticized.Like my Dad told me…If you are not getting criticized.You are not contributing.Pray to your soulmate,Simon Cowell.Have no talent but will criticize at drop of hat.
Boring