| Cowboy in a Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter
approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy
says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the
name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do
It.' that guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really
Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey
bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The
thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes
a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who just happens
to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The
first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." "Then
he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call
mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!' "And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with
a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The
name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour
the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!'
Posted By: lostnehow
|
