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November 12th, 2009

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

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  1. DR
    November 12th, 2009 at 23:13 | #1

    I LOVE IT !!!!

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  2. Harriett
    November 13th, 2009 at 00:32 | #2

    a good chuckle

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  3. Adewunmi
    November 13th, 2009 at 05:26 | #3

    Good point, i love it. Its always good for men to be in control of their own lives and not to allow people control their lives, their homes. Some found it difficult to come out of their hidding place, too bad.

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  4. kwakutey
    November 13th, 2009 at 10:02 | #4

    No need to fight when you are twice beaten, ask what took him down there firt and you’ll know why he shouldnt come out.

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  5. brit
    November 13th, 2009 at 12:45 | #5

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is very funny

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  6. lovey
    November 20th, 2009 at 10:15 | #6

    oh man

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