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September 9th, 2009

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a  contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, “Now, in the living room, I’d like to have a neutral beige, very soft and warm.” The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, “Green side up!” The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.

They wander into the next room. She says, “In the dining room I’d like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy.” The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells “Green side up”! The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.

They wander further into the next room. She says, “In the bedroom, I’d like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue.” The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells “Green side up”! This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, “Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window ‘Green side up.’ What on earth does that mean?”

The contractor shakes his head and says, “I have four blondes laying sod across the street.”

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  1. Jean
    September 9th, 2009 at 14:34 | #1

    ANOTHER blonde joke?

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  2. number2
    September 9th, 2009 at 14:38 | #2

    HA!! HA !!

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  3. bill
    September 9th, 2009 at 15:17 | #3

    That a good one.You got to hand it to the blondes.They can take an joke,some poeple can not.I give the blondes an 10 Rating

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  4. brenda
    September 9th, 2009 at 15:34 | #4

    watch want you say about blondes i ,m one of them

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  5. trish
    September 9th, 2009 at 15:46 | #5

    sorry!
    your blonde!

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  6. val
    September 9th, 2009 at 16:06 | #6

    @brenda
    Careful Brenda, you’re showing that you’re a blonde. I am is spelled I’m not i,m

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  7. Ernestine
    September 9th, 2009 at 17:32 | #7

    Good blonde joke LMAO!!!

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  8. nick
    September 9th, 2009 at 21:00 | #8

    i love blonds

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  9. PS1441
    September 16th, 2009 at 11:36 | #9

    I love blondes too!

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  10. Lastie Pastie
    September 17th, 2009 at 03:09 | #10

    Yeah Brenda ! I was the contractor hahahahaha!!1

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  11. Jerrussah
    October 12th, 2009 at 06:31 | #11

    Jean yu a right. Another one of ‘em blonde stories… Ha !

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