Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!
10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
12 . “God, now I know why I am not gay.”
And the best one of all..
13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”
October 14, 2009 @ 9:15 am
This is bull, you’re put out for colonoscopies.
September 23, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
colonoscopy what does that mean again i forgot?
September 23, 2009 @ 8:25 am
heck no there anit no one big enoff to put there hand up my ass well only god is but dont think he will do that
September 23, 2009 @ 7:32 am
Such a serious subject. Been lucky so far to not be on the receiving end yet……..
Dr. to Patient…I feel like someones been here before me!!!!
September 23, 2009 @ 6:16 am
aren’t u under a general anesthetic when they do a colonoscopy? i was!
September 23, 2009 @ 1:03 am
LMFAO!!!
OMG THAT WAS AMAZING!!!
September 22, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
I will think about this when I have mine next Monday.
September 22, 2009 @ 8:25 pm
I gotta remember a few of these for my doctor when I get my next colonoscopy, haha.
September 22, 2009 @ 7:45 pm
OMG this is really funny LMAO!!!
September 22, 2009 @ 6:46 pm
ouch