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August 13th, 2009

Two guys were working for the city. One would furiously dig a hole, then the other would come behind him and quickly fill the hole. They were drenched in sweat.
A man watching from the sidewalk couldn’t believe how hard they were working, but also couldn’t understand what they were doing. Finally he said:

“I’m confused. You dig a hole and then your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”

The digger leaned on his shovel and replied, “Oh yeah, it must look funny. You see, the lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today!”

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  1. Jean
    August 13th, 2009 at 23:45 | #1

    DUH!!!!

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  2. Dick Dennis
    August 14th, 2009 at 01:19 | #2

    WELL I’LL JUST BE DOG GONE

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  3. nick
    August 15th, 2009 at 11:25 | #3

    here we go again another dumb one, you really want to use peoples impagine dont you, i hate that kind of thinking, why dont you make it nice anc clean up front giving the answer instead of making one using there mind to figure it out , Grrrrrr at Youuuuuuuuuuu

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  4. lara
    August 18th, 2009 at 05:21 | #4

    i sure agree with u nick, i really dont understand what this means, its not funny at all, but they should remember that some people have a very thight schedule for thinking.

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  5. yvonne
    August 18th, 2009 at 11:31 | #5

    God gaves us brains to think and not to keep our brains like if they are in a shop think ma fellas. i think its cool with m e

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  6. legbii
    August 19th, 2009 at 11:47 | #6

    yvonne if its cool with may be you tell us what this is all about cause i didnt get the joke

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  7. JT Murphdawg
    August 20th, 2009 at 01:18 | #7

    @nick
    ???

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  8. JT Murphdawg
    August 20th, 2009 at 01:20 | #8

    ‘Sounds like Government Work to me…

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  9. Chilli
    August 20th, 2009 at 05:56 | #9

    U are right I don’t get the joke Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. debuxtonian
    August 23rd, 2009 at 17:47 | #10

    its a case of doing what u r paid by the government to do. duh. i get paid to dig , he gets paid to fill. the man who gets paid to plant is absent duhhhhhhhhhhh

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  11. lovey
    August 24th, 2009 at 10:24 | #11

    hum

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