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Shopping
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion
is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The
husband says, "What?" The wife explains that he
must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The
husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night
and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping
at a big department store. He walks around and has her try
on three very expensive outfits.
She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of
them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200
each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where
she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited.
She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn't
care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But
you don't even play tennis! Well, okay if you like it then
let's get it. You deserve the best for Christmas."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to
go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops
and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this
stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey,
I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about
to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune
with my financial needs as a man."
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