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Groaners
What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause
after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Which of Santa's reindeers needs
to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
Where do Santa's reindeers like
to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of
getting stuck while sliding down a
chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of
grandmasters of chess bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry
Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross
an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood
Why was Santa's little helper
depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
How do canines in Mexico say
Merry Christmas?
Fleas Navidog.
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