Christmas Party Invitation
Mick had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
‘Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00….’
‘Great’, says Mick, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks Thank you.’
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’…’
‘Not a problem’ says Mick. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em’.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
‘More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too..’
‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! .
I’ll be there. Thanks again.’
‘More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’
‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Mick, warming to the idea.
‘I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?’
‘Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.’
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Shut the door, lock it, hide under bed! LOL
boo..
ha ha ha thats funny oh my he had high hope of getting acquainted with some town folks. i dont think he wanna stay there any more
oh no go run and hide
is that a picture of mick or cliff
“After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there” This is what it said up there Sharon @Sharon
hahahahaha very funny and he thought his luck had changed
Isn’t that special, lol. I wonder what he is going to wear? lol lol lol
GROSS
Had seen this before about 3 yrs ago, but had forgotten the punchline…pretty durn funny, if you ask me!
Oops, Marty, did you fall asleep with your finger on the “send” button?? Ha ha
now this obscene, don’t try anywhere guys
i wouldnt go if theres going to be sex and just the 2 guys
Looks like my cusin Jed exexpt it was byog party so he brough his own goat to the party
STILL GROSS as it was last year.
This is another Sue–the one that’s been writing at other times–about Rosecocca20 & other things–I changed my profile to Suzanna (my real name) cause I see there’s another Sue here too
Why even waste time punch him up before he leaves the place,so that the invitation is null and void.
I shudder at the thought.
Well now, he’s a right friendly fellow, huh? lol