Cheating Wife
The lovers passionately embraced on her bed, their bodies fused together as they gyrated to their own beat. The woman cocked her ear, “Quick! My husband’s coming through the front door! Hide in the bathroom!” she cried.
The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes under the bed and as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom door. “What are you doing lying on the bed naked?” he asked.
“Darling, I heard you coming up the drive and got ready to receive you,” she replied with a knowing smile.
“Great,” he said, “I’ll just step into the bathroom and I’ll be with you in two shakes.” Before she could stop him, he was into the bathroom where he found a man clapping his hands together in mid-air.
“Who the devil are you!” the husband demanded.
“I’m from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of these pesky moths,” the lover replied.
“But.. but you’ve got no clothes on?” stammered the husband.
The lover looked down and jumped backwards in surprise and said, “The little bastards!”
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did he think that the husband was a blonde? hahahaha
i wonder if the hubby bys that ha ha ah ha
i wonder if that worked?
the husband couldn’t be that dumb. if he is thew he should dye his hair blond
MEN ARE THAT DUMB SOME TIMES LOL HAHAHAHAHA
What a hungry woman!!!, does she recieves dozens every night HAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOO HIIIIIIIIIIISKOKOKOO wemen of today what would happen tomorow.
I guess this is not the end of the story probably the man got in and brounth out a riffle to finish the naked man.Lol
THATS PRETTY QUICK THINKING FOR BOTH GUYS . RATE IT A TEN
who is foolin who???????????
i wonder why parthers cheat on each other wen there is nothing different in that other person u are going to. well sha, the lover is dead cos that man will not let him go just like that
good one but the ending sucks…..
hey that was really hell.i dont thinkthe hubby listened to his wife that she actually heard him on the drive for her to get naked.ooops wonder what hapend.
LMAO…that one was funny…..
When its come to that thing, Don’t trust any woman bcos they highly emotional. Its God that will help all men ooooooooo lol.
Married men deserve zat bcoz zey dont realise the worth of their wives. if a boyfriend does it better, why not???? That isn’t cheating, it is substituting. Big up Mum!
guess the bf satisfies her better than the hubby.
poor playing of cards.
The man should send the wif e packing imediately,though is 50\50,it can happen to a woman too.
lol the little bastards… quick thinking
what a gwang crooks women much thoughts for worse..
Thats preety rubbish. I wish the hubby will get his shotgun and blow the idiot’s head off. LOL
I think the man should do the same to the wife.He should also bring a girl to the same bedroom and get his wife to watch them so, she knows how it feels.peace outtttttt.
ladies some times we think small, coz i wonder why she let the lover to go and hid in the bathroom knowing it that the husband must bath.i think the only sollution would have been down the bed.