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Cheated Blonde

August 18th, 2009

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

One day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically, the blonde responds to her husband, “Shut up… you’re next.”

Posted By: paisanoPitBull

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  1. christa
    August 18th, 2009 at 11:23 | #1

    What’s going on with those blonde jokes!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. charie
    August 18th, 2009 at 12:59 | #2

    not cool not even for a blond.of course for real any woman catch her man cheating its not us going down first:D

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  3. Elizabeth M. Wright
    August 18th, 2009 at 13:08 | #3

    She was probably so hurt and hysterical that she just didn’t think clearly.
    Shame on the husband and “idiot” mistress.
    It really isn’t a funny “joke.”

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  4. Francis
    August 18th, 2009 at 13:20 | #4

    Very funny! Not even a blonde would be so stupid

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  5. frankiepoo
    August 18th, 2009 at 13:45 | #5

    maybe she forgot to load it, if she was that stupid , but this is pretty funny, i rate it a BIG OLD # 10

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  6. ROSALIE
    August 18th, 2009 at 14:01 | #6

    I JUST DON’T THINK HE WOULD BE THAT STUPID TO GET CAUGHT…..AND IF SHE IS THAT STUPID TO SHOOT HERSELF ( BLONDE OR NOT).THAN SHE’S GOT A PROBLEM……….DYE HER HAIR RED……LOL

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  7. Darlene
    August 18th, 2009 at 19:07 | #7

    What in the hell is wrong with u folks. It’s a JOKE. You all are the stupid ones!

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  8. Jean
    August 18th, 2009 at 20:24 | #8

    WELL THANKS DARLENE!

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  9. nick
    August 18th, 2009 at 20:34 | #9

    That would be a good bottom line that she dident load it and than put a bullet in and than ,,,, said your next stupid,

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  10. she
    August 18th, 2009 at 20:34 | #10

    of course this is just a joke…i don’t think anyone could be as stupid as that…blonde or not hahahahaha

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  11. Dick Dennis
    August 19th, 2009 at 01:57 | #11

    Am I the only one here NOT BLONDE?

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  12. Rossy
    August 19th, 2009 at 03:50 | #12

    Darlene, you must be mad to say that people who are commenting on this Joke thing are ALL stupid. When you are writting to people of different class and walks of life, know what you write.

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  13. becky
    August 19th, 2009 at 04:40 | #13

    Who is killing who?stupid blonde

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  14. meza
    August 19th, 2009 at 05:22 | #14

    once a cheater always a cheater,

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  15. Darlene
    August 19th, 2009 at 07:16 | #15

    Rossy, u gotta be blonde!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. asssssssa
    August 19th, 2009 at 09:31 | #16

    such a stupid

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  17. asssssssa
    August 19th, 2009 at 09:39 | #17

    such a fool

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  18. tee girl
    August 20th, 2009 at 02:28 | #18

    SHE SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM,

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  19. Chilli
    August 20th, 2009 at 06:00 | #19

    I guess pple seem to be unfair to blondies I have seen some intelligent ones around.

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  20. Lastie Pastie
    August 22nd, 2009 at 04:56 | #20

    amoung 4 of us( Including me) plus…blond-effected wife & assholeman , guess who is most stupidamoung us( reader) , I believe we all are stupid enough who dont know at what time we have to laugh? LOL

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  21. Seat
    October 5th, 2009 at 10:10 | #21

    this is just stupid, is there no brain in her head at all?

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