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Chances of My Recovering

October 2nd, 2009

A patient was suffering from a disease and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked:

Patient : “what are the chances of my recovering doctor?”

Doctor : “one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died”.

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  1. mitchie
    October 2nd, 2009 at 18:55 | #1

    HA HA

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  2. Raye
    October 2nd, 2009 at 19:09 | #2

    Sounds like IOWA DOCTORS..LOL

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  3. nancy
    October 2nd, 2009 at 22:40 | #3

    not funny!!

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  4. Darlene
    October 3rd, 2009 at 05:24 | #4

    DAMN, it’s a fu–cking joke, Nancy. Get a grip on life or DIE

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  5. meza
    October 3rd, 2009 at 07:25 | #5

    HAHAHAHAHAAAA Missed out by That % Much

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  6. sally
    October 3rd, 2009 at 15:16 | #6

    Heard it several times before

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  7. Rai
    October 6th, 2009 at 19:56 | #7

    1funny…please get new jokes..

    most the ones you send i’ve seen already… by you or other sites

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  8. Reckless
    October 9th, 2009 at 06:52 | #8

    Beta joke nxt time

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  9. Momono
    October 15th, 2009 at 19:31 | #9

    it’s ok…
    no its very tasteless… yea

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  10. jerry
    November 11th, 2009 at 18:30 | #10

    lets face facts. that Doc is really a kwack… Even in his sense of statistical projections.

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