Signs You Ate too Much on Thanksgiving
November 27th, 2009
1. You spill more food on you than the local soup kitchen dispenses
2. Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy
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Archive for the ‘Thanksgiving’ Category
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
November 25th, 2009
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. Read more…
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
November 25th, 2009
How to Cook a Turkey
November 24th, 2009
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Read more…
Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
November 23rd, 2009
In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. Read more…
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