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		<title>Stay Young Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
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Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags,
Please lift my butt,
Before it sags.
Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you, Dear Lord,
For all that youve done!!
~AMEN~
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		<title>Candle and a Laptop</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUponShare this on FacebookPost this to MySpaceTweet This!Email this to a friend?]]></description>
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		<title>Redneck Family Tree</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:39:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Many many years                        ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tax Poem</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he&#8217;s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things to Do Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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I don&#8217;t want to do the dishes,
I don&#8217;t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
I don&#8217;t wanna clean the pots,
I don&#8217;t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!
The table needs some dusting
and the floor could sure be mopped,
But I know if I [...]]]></description>
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