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Harsh Love Poems

February 14th, 2010

Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .

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Redneck Love Poem

February 10th, 2010

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE;
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

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Stay Young Prayer

September 21st, 2009

Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the lord my shape to keep.

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Candle and a Laptop

August 24th, 2009

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Redneck Family Tree

June 25th, 2009

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

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