Rude Greeting Cards
November 21st, 2009
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind.
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246 Ways to Annoy People
November 4th, 2009
- Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
- If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
- Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”
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Proof That The World Is Nuts
October 24th, 2009
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
Funny Anagrams
October 17th, 2009
35 Fun Things to Do While Driving
October 12th, 2009
This Driver’s Ed teacher is a comedic genius. I know we’re all bored of lists. But honestly, this one is hilarious all the way through.
1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
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