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		<title>Word Play</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
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The Washington Post&#8217;s Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year&#8217;s winners:
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Idiot Sightings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
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IDIOT SIGHTING #1
My daughter and I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and I gave the clerk a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a 20 pence piece. She said, ‘You gave me too much money.’
I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.’
She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Laws of Reality</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drinks &amp; Personality</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could                        nail a woman&#8217;s personality based on what she drinks. Though             [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously</title>
		<link>http://1funny.com/for-those-who-take-life-too-seriously/</link>
		<comments>http://1funny.com/for-those-who-take-life-too-seriously/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
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 A day without sunshine is like, night.
 On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 I feel like I&#8217;m diagonally parked in a parallel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rude Greeting Cards</title>
		<link>http://1funny.com/rude-greeting-cards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
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1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you&#8217;ve come into my life&#8230;
(Inside card) &#8211; I&#8217;ve changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life&#8230;
(Inside card) &#8211; I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>246 Ways to Annoy People</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”
Name your dog “Dog.”
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proof That The World Is Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman&#8217;s genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Anagrams</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
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Dormitory &#8212; rearrange the letters                        &#8212; Dirty Room.
Evangelist &#8212; rearrange the letters                     [...]]]></description>
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		<title>35 Fun Things to Do While Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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This Driver&#8217;s Ed teacher is a comedic genius. I know we&#8217;re all bored of lists. But honestly, this one is hilarious all the way through.
1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: [...]]]></description>
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