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246 Ways to Annoy People

November 4th, 2009

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  1. Specify that your drive-thru order is “to go.”
  2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
  3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will “swipe your grub.”
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Proof That The World Is Nuts

October 24th, 2009

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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Funny Anagrams

October 17th, 2009

Dormitory — rearrange the letters — Dirty Room.

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35 Fun Things to Do While Driving

October 12th, 2009

This Driver’s Ed teacher is a comedic genius. I know we’re all bored of lists. But honestly, this one is hilarious all the way through.

1. Have a friend ride in the back seat. Gagged.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
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Witty Sayings

October 5th, 2009

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1) One of the best feelings in the world is emptying your pockets in the evening, and knowing you can leave all the junk there until the next day.

2) Those who have guinea pigs never have to throw out any vegetables.

3) If you wear a silly hat, everyone knows who you are.

4) No one likes a smartass

4′) Especially another smartass.

4″) Unless they have their own TV show, then they’re a comic genius.

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