At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, “Darling, how ’bout a goodnight kiss.
Sam and Becky are celebrating the valentines day. Sam says to her, ‘Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?’
Becky replies, ‘Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…’
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” Alan, age 10
“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.” Kirsten, age 10
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river.
A travelling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him.
“Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?” asked the salesman.
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