Payday Party
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
“Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
“Roll of chicken wire.”
I was happy.
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

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