Payday Party
November 14th, 2009
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
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Blonde Horseback Riding
November 13th, 2009
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
Control
November 12th, 2009
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
Chicken Wire
November 10th, 2009
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise. He sees the neighbor’s kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
“Hey boy, whatcha got there?”
“Roll of chicken wire.”
Important Lesson to Learn
November 9th, 2009
I was happy.
My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
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