Where Easter Eggs Come From
April 12th, 2009
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Easter One-Liners
April 12th, 2009
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Top 10 Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky
April 12th, 2009
10. Goes around telling children that Santa’s not real.
9. All the eggs seem to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs.
Blonde Easter
April 12th, 2009
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
Easter Bunny Accident
April 11th, 2009
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
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