"Yes, Bubba, that is true."
"And people are suing the fast food
restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries
with all them burgers and fries ... is that true, mister
lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"
"Cause I was thinkin' .... maybe I
can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been wakin'
up with!"